flightyfinch:

squicktooquick:

he just wants to be like his big brother

don’t do this to yourself fred

geno2925:

kirby kirby kirby, he’s the friend you should know

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

• refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
• whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
• stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
• supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
• stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
• give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
• obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
• throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
• “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  
• build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
• say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
• try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
• clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
• make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
• stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
• own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  
• burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
• demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
• start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
• “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  
• the flattery supplex
• talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
• write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
• slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
• ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
• this:

bogleech:

In case it wasn’t clear enough, as long as you’re a decent person and aren’t harming or exploiting anybody or perpetuating dangerous ideas, I don’t care how “weird” you are. I don’t care if you’ve got a fursona of a giant goblin shark with 50 tits that squirt chocolate sauce or you write erotic fiction about digimon slowly transforming into gumball machines. So what. Rational, mature adults don’t look down on people for ultimately harmless quirks.

Now, if you’re being an awful person, like, I dunno, maybe you describe autistic people as “nature’s clowns,” or perhaps you think it’s fair to profile Muslims as potential terrorists or maybe you think it’s just peachy-keen innocent fun to sexualize teenage girls, THEN we’ll talk about me making fun of you. (And I will)

isathepanda:

Noodle from Gorillaz - Wallpaper!
Feel free to use :) // Please like and reblog

herrfivehead:

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

misterdwalin:

I don’t care if they got a body like Nicki Minaj with their boobs pushed up to their chin and wear more pink and ruffles than a unicorn in a tutu. If they tell you they’re nonbinary, then they’re fucking nonbinary.

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

Deal with it.